You bring me fine champagne, I want lemonade
You offer new philosophies, I like clich�
Let�s dumb it up, dumb it up, dumb it (x3)
Let�s dumb it up, dumb it up

You speak of truth in beauty and I agree
But can�t ignore the draw of what�s nice and cheap
Let�s dumb it up, dumb it up, dumb it (x3)
Let�s dumb it up, dumb it up

We don�t want Mozart or that classical drag
Give us freeze dried pop in a bag
You bring me fine champagne, I want lemonade
You offer new philosophies, I like clich�
Let�s dumb it up, dumb it up, dumb it (x3)
Let�s dumb it up, dumb it up

We don�t want nothing that�s too testy or quick
Give us freeze dried pop on a stick
Cos I�ve got such a short attention span
We don�t want Mozart or that old Ludwig Van
Give us freeze dried pop in a can
Cos I�ve got such a short attention span
I don�t really stand a chance in the grand plan
If anyone can beat it out of me, you can