Caught the train from Warrabrook
All the way into Hornsby.
But somehow we got stuck
Next to a fat spastic old lady.

She had a stereo
And a granny pram.
A big fat ugly gut
And a pink bum-bag.

Yeah - Yeah!

All stations to Central.
She's been herer since New Castle.
And the Knights are gunna win the comp'

Yeah. Yeah.
Old Woman on a train.

She had some Choc-Wheaton's
Some plastic tupperware.
She hated all Asians
'Cos "they're not from round here"

Yeah - Yeah!

All stations to Central.
She's been herer since New Castle.
And the Knights are gunna win the comp'

Yeah. Yeah.
Old Woman on a train.

All stations to Central.
She's been herer since New Castle.
And the Knights are gunna win the comp'

Yeah. Yeah.
Old Woman on a train.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Old Woman on a train.
Yeah. Yeah.
Old Woman on a train.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Old Woman on a train.