I thought that you were joking,

When you said

"i want to see you

To discuss your contribution

To the future of our nations heart and soul -

Six oclock my place, white hall"

Well I arrived just after seven.

But you said

"it doesnt matter.

I understand your situation,

And your image,

And Im flattered.

Oh and Id just like to tell you,

That I love all of your albums.

Could you sign this for my daugther?

Shes in hospital, her name is miriam.

Now Ill get down to the gist -

Do you want a line of this?



Are you a *sniff sniff*

Socialist?



Now Im doing fine.

(yeah!)

Buzing all the time.

Oh just one hit,

And I feel great.

And I support the welfare state.

Oh you must be a socialist

Cos youre always off and on the piss

In your private members bar.

Oh yes you are.

Youre a superstar.

Well you sing about comon people.

And the mis-shapes and the misfits.

So can you bring them to my party?

And get them all to sniff this?

Oh and all Im really saying,

Is come on and rock the vote for me.

All Im really saying,

Is come on, roll up that note for me.

Your choice in all of this is -

Do you want hits or do you want misses?



Are you a *sniff sniff* socialist? yeah.

Socialist yeah.

Socialist yeah.

Oh yeah.



Oh you can be just what you want to be.

Oh just as long as you dont try to compete with me.

Weve waited such a long time

For a chance to help our own kind.

So now

Please come on and tow the party line.

Oh you owe it to yourself,

Dont think of anybody else.

And we promise we wont tell.

No we wont tell.

We wont tell.

No we wont.

No we wont.

No we wont.

Oh no we wont tell.