Sting: There's a hole in my heart
As deep as a well
For that poor little boy
Who's stuck halfway to hell...
Sideshow Mel: ...Though we can't get him out
We'll do the next best thing...
McBain: ...we'll go on tv and sing, sing, sing...
Choir: And we're sending out love down the well!
Krusty: All the way down!
Choir: We're sending our love down the well!
Krusty: Down that well!