Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot.
Poochie: The name's Poochie D.
And I rock this telly.
I'm half Joe Camel
and a third Fonzarelli.
I'm the kung-fu hippie.
From gangsta city.
I'm a rappin' surfer.
You the fool I pity.
Scratchy: Oohh, Poochie is one outrageous dude.
Itchy: He's totally in my face