Shay: Now this is a story all about how
Rick: Jamie can fot louder than a cow
Shay: So sit back, relax, and pull up a chair
Rick: And we'll tell ya how Jamie let out the air....

Shay: At Ricky's grandma's in Lafayette
Rick: Jamie let a fot, but better yet
Shay: She blamed it on Peaches, the little dog
Rick: And soon the air is filled with smog