Shay: Now this is a story all about how
Rick: Jamie can fot louder than a cyow
Shay: So sit back, relax, and pull up a chair
Rick: And we'll tell ya how Jimmy let out the air....

Shay: At Ricky's grandma's in Happy Town See
Rick: Jamie let a fot, but don't blame myee
Shay: She blamed it on Peaches, the little dog
Rick: And soon the air is filled with smyog