Punctured bicycle
on a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?

Then this charming car
this charming man

Why pamper life's complexities
when the leather runs smooth
on the passenger seat?

I would go out tonight
but I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said "It's gruesome
that someone so handsome should care

A jumped-up pantry boy
who never knew his place
He said "Return the ring"
(he knows so much about these things)

This charming man
This charming man

I would go out tonight
but I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said "It's gruesome
that someone so handsome should care

A jumped-up pantry boy
who never knew his place
He said "Return the ring"
(he knows so much about these things