The list of legends that held the title now includes me bro,

I'll be a better champion than Bruno Sammartino.

This is Thuganomics, I got opponents home in crutches,

I'm iron like the Sheik, I got you in my camel clutches.

I lost my mind like Mankind, pulling socks from his ass crack,

I'm straight, you're Dude Love so get off the Cactus Jack.

I'll take your varsity letters and medals, I'll leave you mangled and hurt,

I'm attacking from all angles, you'll be calling me Kurt.

I'm wearing this Yankees jersey cause Massachusetts makes me sick,

You don't like what I'm saying, you can suck my D***!